I still here :-)

People say the funniest things. I get it in my work everyday and it never fails to raise a smile.
Here are some 'Mangled Expressions' that I came across that made me chuckle:-D
I love it when people try to sound interesting or intelligent and it all goes wrong... You cant always trust your brain or your tongue and these just go to prove that....


"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

"Your heart is the lifeblood of your body." -- From a radio commercial.

"Let's nip this in the butt."

"Don't eat with your mouth full!"

"I'm not going to let this guy shine on my parade."

"He's disgusting. He smokes like a fish!"

"We're killing two birds for the price of one."

"If it had legs it would have bit you."

"You'll know it like the back of your head."

"You can barely see your face in front of your hand!"

"That's the way the crumble cookies."

"I don't want to sound like a dead horse."

and one of the best ones...

"Let's take a wild stab in the back."

hehehehehehehe